Remain Healthy All Day. Drink a spoonful of oil each morning. Reach up with your arms and extend your body to its full height. Consider a philosophical idea larger than your area of expertise. Wax your floor in socks. Chalk up a bad decision to outside influences. Light an entire box of matches and throw it in the sink, quickly. Dont take your father too seriously. Consider briefly the idea of a soulmate. Use a warm towel to dry the cat or dog. Play a game where you close your eyes very tightly, and when you open your eyes, you have amnesia and you must draw the details of your life from your surroundings. Enter into a healthy, monogamous relationship with someone who becomes your best friend. Avoid getting cancer. Give up smoking, drinking, and poetic verse. Remind yourself how important you are to your friends or at least your pets.  Hold a metal rod to the heavens and beg for whatever comes next.

The End.